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  Thanks, but she came home and said " I never expected you to do it anyway"
  Posted By: colincanary, Jan 17, 18:21:12
• Why did the feminist cross the road?
  Posted By: Partial Angler, Jan 17, 18:19:44
• "When's the last time you fixed the car love?, Exactly, now suck it or I leave"
  Posted By: norfolkbroadslim, Jan 17, 18:07:20
• Tell her it's an MFI kitchen, therefore it still wont work even if you fix it
  Posted By: NCFC4life, Jan 17, 18:00:38
• just tell her you weren't really wanting sex tonight anyway
  Posted By: norfolkbroadslim, Jan 17, 17:55:22
• Natalie Imbruglia
  Posted By: Partial Angler, Jan 17, 17:53:30
• tell her you have been considering a free transfer to bradford
  Posted By: strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:52:48
• The dog ate your screwdriver
  Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 17:50:23
• 3
  tell her the truth, its the best way
  Posted By: strap_on sally, Jan 17, 17:50:07
• 3
  tell her you've met someone else
  Posted By: pants, Jan 17, 17:49:46
• 3
  Tell her you have decided that you are gay.
  Posted By: big dick sanchez, Jan 17, 17:48:30
• You're on blob
  Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 17:46:20
• You've missed her so much and were looking forward to seeing her, you forgot to fix it.
  Posted By: Andyjzr, Jan 17, 17:46:01
• You were too upset after she didn't say goodbye to you properly this morning
  Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 17:45:41
• You had to spend a long time on the phone comforting your ex-girlfriend
  Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 17:44:50
• B&Q were out of some essential widget necessary for the task
  Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 17:44:12
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  You'd have done it if she was a better shag/lost weight/learned to deep throat
  Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 17:43:03
• 1
  you thought it would be patronising to women if you did it
  Posted By: Brandonio, Jan 17, 17:41:08
• 1
  You were doing your tax return
  Posted By: Small, Jan 17, 17:40:14
• erectile dynsfunction
  Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 17:39:09
• 1
  you sprained your wrist
  Posted By: blindasabat, Jan 17, 17:39:02

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