I didn't know Fierce Panda was a Guardian reader

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"Should I trust him?" No, love, you should not trust any man standing over your arse with his cock in one hand and a bottle of baby oil in the other. When he says he will make it OK for you, he means he is going to film it on his mobile and send it to all his mates. DON'T DO IT!!

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 13:10:40