Next time you're in Asda try staring hard at the checkout girl and saying "go on then...

...slap your arse...go on...slap your arse...asda price...slap your arse...go on then...."

Took a good seven minutes before they got security on me. Reckon you could do it for five minutes and then just blink, pay and be on your way...

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jan 17, 10:15:54