Observation On Newcastle United "Greatest Fans In The World"

Sky are wetting their collective pants that, as Keegans appointment was announced, "long queues" started to form at St James Park for tickets re.tonights FA Cup replay vs Stoke City...

Yes, none of these self appointed fans were going to bother going to see their club play tonight in a game in a competition that represents their only chance of winning anything this season. But they're all off to go to the match now, and, no doubt, will be telling anyone who'll listen how marvellous they are and "look at all these fans", yep, the ones who would have had their lardy arses sat on the sofa watching "Torchwood" if the Keegan thing hadn't happened.

Oh yes, and some of them will TAKE THEIR SHIRTS OFF to show how "hard" they are (snigger!) and, of course, how f**king fat they are as well with man boobs that Jordan would die for.

Hmmm.

Posted By: Martin Peters, Jan 16, 18:47:52