I don't want to fukkern "opt out"

I am trying to book a holiday and I have to physically "opt out" or I will pay 4 quid each to offset my carbon footprint thingy. It's not that I wouldn't do it but I won't now because some cheeky f**ker has made this assumption on my behalf and had the temerity to challenge me not to be a beardy tree hugging tofu noshing eco nutjob.

Likewise, in the news today the government is considering making organ donors out of all of us unless we chose to "opt out". I thought we lived in a democracy but it seems that the state are now going to tell us what happens to our bodies after death.

I really do miss the good old plain simplicity of killing people.

*fans oneself with a fresh copy of the daily mail*

Posted By: Tomblander, Jan 14, 21:23:35