FAO Mr X

I am sorry that you resent our Boys Club of Pants, SCC 28, Brandonio and myself so much. I can see that not feeling a part of it hurts you deeply, and is bringing other emotional problems to the surface, such as your childhood spent being touched in the bath by your uncle Stan, before he became your aunt Sally.

Fear not, though - you're more than welcome in our Boys Club (or Girls Club, as you cleverly called it) - all you have to do is get through our initiation ceremony, which mostly involved being beaten and raped by the four of us, either in turn or all at once (we'll let you choose - we're nice like that.)

I hope you choose to take us up on this - it'll be as much fun for you as it is for us, I assure you. In return, perhaps you can take me to a Norwich game because I've never been.

Love,

Otto xxx

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 13, 20:49:49