You find me a Kiwi who doesn't think

That Darrell Hair is an arrogant, preemptory, rude, jumped-up, one-eyed complete bastard and I'll show you an Australian in disguise. The best thing that can be said about some of his earlier umpiring career is that he was evidently far too breathtakingly incompetent to stand in a village match let alone internationals. Or, more bluntly, he was a cheating c**t whenever Australia were playing.

The thing is, he's like that to just about every cricketing nation.

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Jan 11, 17:24:29