I saw a magnificent dump inthe Worlds End pub in Finsbury Park a few years back...

...it was a perfect coil on top of the cistern measuring, maybe, I dunno, a good 15 inches in height...there was no break in the s**t stream from what I could see - Mr Whippy could have learnt how to produce the perfect 99 if he'd been around...

But I digress, aside from the work that must have gone into producing such a fine piece of art, most of us that saw it were perplexed as to how the chap had manged to lay it where he did as the cistern is/was a good six foot plus off the floor...clearly, he was a high pooh master...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jul 26, 18:10:57