Did anyone else imagine this sort of thing happening ...

Luton: Please Mr. Liverpool, will you give us the £100,000 (or whatever) share of the gate receipts that we've no valid claim to?

Liverpool: Preposterous, no of course we won't, we need that to pay Torres wages for the next week.

Luton: Oh go on, please, we really hard up.

Liverpool: No, but I tell you what, how about if we make sure there's a replay at our place? Tell you what if you score, I'll get the ginger kid to stick in an Oggy, no-one likes gingers anyway.

Luton: Nicely Ricely!

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jan 7, 12:45:40