A couple of years ago

Me and a few friends were in a cafe on a Sunday morning. Nothing too boistrous but a few laughs as we recounted an enjoyable Saturday night.

There was a woman sitting right next to us, about 50 years old, reading a book. Every time someone lauged she tutted.

Some time later she got up and left, but not before shouting really loudly: "THANKS FOR RUINING MY BREAKFAST YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS!"

I fair spat out my scrambled egg I tell ya.

Posted By: SherryEnema, Jul 26, 16:17:49