It was the bit where the bus driver stopped for a while and he started yelling, "Oi mate, have you stopped because you've got 13 points on yer license? 13 points, that's how far behind Chelsea United are in the League, innit? Oi, mate, is that the same watch Alex Ferguson uses when they're losing? When United are losing Ferguson tries to get extra time so they score, innit?". Priceless.
And I'm not sure the Bible *does* say anything about John Paul II resurrecting himself after three fookin' days.
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 26, 16:15:24
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