*** Transfer Status Update. Final effort 04/01/2008 ***

Mo back in on loan until May. SMS Confirmed.
Smith not coming back. SMS Confirmed.
Matty Patty signed for 3 years. SMS Confirmed.
Tiny in prog.
Ched in prog.
Lewis to Posh. 400k. possible. not done deal yet.
Ryan "Plastic" Betrand on loan from Chelsea. SMS Confirmed.
P.Grant to Hearts possible. (mgr)
Brown to Doncaster possible.
Our new goalie coach is Tommy Wright from Ballymena.
Hucks name POTM. (What !) (that would be Rusty, Fozzy,Doc, Mo or Matty IMHO).
Ashton is possible transfer target. (400k to NCFC if he moves. Sell on clause).
Mo is voted most loved player of the month by Snakey. Patty second and Fozzy/Doc third.
Delia denies that Glenn Roeder.

Selhurst is a river of piss.
Peanut butter contains earwig thoraxes.
Barton's fillet-o-fish was cold.
Bentley is a s**t.
Tyre pressures for your motor are on the fuel flappage or door.
SHOUTING is banned from WOTB
Selwyn is Eee-ore.
Britney is in hospital.
Terry is out for the season.
Peter Crouch has said he would be a virgin if he was not a footballer.

Posted By: Snakey, Jan 4, 17:27:08