*** Transfer Status Update. Consolidated as of 13:55 04/01/08 ***

*** Transfer Status Update. Consolidated as of 13:55 04/01/08 ***

Colney conference underway shortly . Neil delayed on A47.
Mo back in on loan until May. SMS Confirmed.
Smith not coming back. SMS Confirmed.
Matty Patty in prog.
Tiny in prog.
Ched in prog.
Lewis to Posh. 400k. possible. not done deal yet.
Some young-un from Chelsea might come in on loan. Plastic Betrand.
P.Grant to Hearts possible. (mgr)
Brown to Doncaster possible.
Our new goalie coach is Tommy Wright from Ballymena .

Wisbech is a s**thole.
Selwyn is a miserable git.
Selhurst is a river of piss.
Snakes are great.
FP has a small penis.
Peanut butter contains earwig thoraxes.
Barton's fillet-o-fish was cold.
Bentley is a vagina.
Tyre pressures for your motor are on the fuel flappage or door.
WOTB site is struggling under heavy load.

Posted By: Snakey, Jan 4, 13:57:20