*** Transfer Status Update. Consolidated as of 12:34 04/01/08 ***

Mo back in on loan until May. SMS Confirmed.
Smith not coming back. SMS Confirmed.
Matty Patty in prog.
Tiny in prog.
Ched in prog.
Lewis to Posh. 400k. SMS Confirmed.
Some young-un from Chelsea might come in on loan.
Grant to Hearts possible.
Brown to Doncaster possible.
Wisbech is a s**thole.
Selwyn is a miserable git.
Selhurst is a river of piss.
Snakes are great.
FP has a small penis.
Peanut butter contains earwig thoraxes.
Barton's fillet-o-fish was cold.

Posted By: Snakey, Jan 4, 12:37:19