Houmos............it 's actually........

Greek baby cack - with a spoon of sugar. I've seen them scrapin' it off soiled nappies in Southern Cyprus. Tastes alright though.....if you've drank loadsa Keo brandy sours. And y'know fetta goats cheese is actually.....well, you know it's a bit salty, apparently when the shepherd gets a bit horny........nah, better stop there.

Posted By: Winky Wanky Woo, Jan 4, 00:42:00