10 things that might happen during or after Christmas this season...

1. A small baby is born in a cowshed in Swaffham. The parents, Marie and a Portuguese immigrant, Josepa, call him Glenn.
2. An old chap called Ebenezor gives 'Tiny' Taylor the best christmas present a boy could ever wish for; a contract with Norwich City.
3. Gary Doherty is sent a message from the Arch-Angel Gabriel. It says "thou shalt have a successful Christmas period. It shalt co-incide with Jason Shackell tripping over a minced pie and being out for 2 weeks."
4. Darel Russell passes a ball. a) forwards and b) to another Norwich player. The press hail it as a miracle not dissimilar to Jesus turning water into wine.
5. Dion Dublin receives a new smaller trombone from his parents-in-law, after his wife claimed his current one was at times causing too much of a stir with the neighbours.
6. Chris Brown receives a cows arse and a banjo; with detailed instructions.
7. Delia's new "Winter Mincey-Wincey pies" go down a treat in Ipswich, putting the entire first team squad down with food poisoning. Russell Brand likes the name, eats one and dies. Dame Delia Smith recognised.
8. Ipswich pick up an away win with their newly-formed squad. Hang on, I know there are some miracles at Christmas, but...
9. A game for Arsenal passes withabout Emmanuel Eboue doing any of the following: a) roll around like he has been shot, b) elbow someone in the face and get away with it, c) make a horrible 2-footed lunge on an opposing left winger or d) complain to the referee at every given opportunity. He is, of course away on African Natons duty.
10. Norwich get 9 points from Charlton, Wolves and Palace...I enjoy my Christmas eve dreams.

Happy Christmas everyone. OTBC.

Posted By: Riverking, Dec 24, 10:31:52