I think it's time we all became anarchists, quite frankly.

In my time I've been to a conference organised by the Socialist Workers' Party, a party hosted by a bizarre wing of the Young Conservatives and had PK try to sell the Lib Dems to me, and I've come to the conclusion that anarchism is the only way.

Anarchists are cool. They're like modern-day pirates. Often they dress as pirates. Noted anarchists include Johnny Rotten and Alan Parker: Urban Warrior, both of whom are great. Anarchist football is the best kind of football there is.

Above all, anarchists are the only political group with any sort of humour. I'm off out now to smash up the system and replace it with a better one. Who's in?

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 21, 14:05:19