Right ied, picture the scene .......

You're in a club and you bump into a gorgeous girl, you turn round to apologise, your eyes meet and well to cut a f**king long story short, she ends up back at your place.

You can't believe you managed to get this absolutely gorgeous hotty back to your place, she is obviously getting quite horny, even you notice the signs (she starts stripping off and rubbing your genital region). It is only then that you notice, horror of horrors, she is a scouse.

You hadn't noticed in the club what with being well bladdered and all that noise you thought she was from Australia.

Anyway she proceeds to strip off. She is completely naked in front of you, legs wide open caressing herself, and you say "no scouse, out"?

Come on ied, wouldn't you shag her?

Posted By: norfolkbroadslim, Dec 20, 22:34:37