Duffy in on a train

Man "would you like to read the paper?"

Duffyin "has it got titty in it?"

Man "no, it's the telegraph"

Duffyin "no thanks, if it hasn't got titty in I don't like it. Sometimes The Sun hasn't got titty in it, and sometimes it has. I wish they'd make up their minds. I could get the Daily Star cos that has a lot of titty in it but I sometimes like to read something interlequal"

Posted By: pants, Dec 18, 17:35:36