was just mucking about

I have a very low sense of humour threshold, that low I can make myself laugh

Handy Jizzer just rhymes with your name, and then ab said "foul racist" cos I referred to your piano pub description like the bar in allo allo.

AB's post sounded like he was football refereeing, and I got mixed up thinking malky was posting so I said "free kick malkybarkid?" then he didn't understand, then I realised it's cos you posted it, so I said I meant to say "free kick handy jizdraftmaster then?"

jizdraftmaster, being a play on handy jizzer which sounds like a w**king technique, so handy jizdraftmaster sounds like the ultimate w**k, like pouring the perfect pint at home, innit

I wouldn't try and work me out

Posted By: pants, Dec 18, 10:18:16