My best man was once bought a pyramid of lard for his birthday by his flatmate.

Not a big one, it stood about three feet high, and it was probably more techinically a ziggurat, not a pyramid, but still the important part is that it was made out of 19p blocks of lard out of Morrison's, and when I say flatmate, I mean a normal depth person, not actually a flat mate.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Dec 14, 13:04:42