the Chelsea captain has featured rather inelegantly on the front pages of some newspapers

These not being the newspapers that I read, can someone please enlighten me as to what he has been up to? Is it (a) brawling (b) drug abuse (c) dogging/other shagging/indfidelity or (d) a pap shirt up his mini skirt getting into a taxi?

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 12, 12:40:30