I like it - reminds me of a present I made for a Chelsea fan I knew:

A mock-up footballer's autobiography called 'Gravity: The Eddie Newton Story'. Had a wicked pic on the front of Eddie looking like the Fresh Prince before a series of tirades on how his team-mates were fat c**ts, paedophiles and the like.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 7, 16:47:21

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