Revenge
My neighbour is being in-ker-edibly pissy with us in terms of about an inch-wide strip of land, boundary maintenance and so on.
I am todally and utterly and completely fed up and want to get him back.
What can I do (without getting caught)? Nothing dangerous - just unpleasant..."deeply unpleasant" is fine...
Posted By: Old Man, Dec 7, 11:01:13
Follow Ups
- The main problem is not getting caught, cos surveillance cameras are so cheap and small
Posted By: Old Git, Dec 7, 12:05:23 - Bum his mum
Posted By: Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:04:54 - 1Right...some of these are now going to be put into action...
Posted By: Old Man, Dec 7, 11:57:29 - swap his shoes around so that the left one is on the right and vice versa,
Posted By: NCFC4life, Dec 7, 11:56:29 - Water his carpets and plant cress and do an old halibut in his airing cupboard.
Posted By: malkybarkid, Dec 7, 11:47:54 - Fill his house with expanding foam while he sleeps
Posted By: Metabolic, Dec 7, 11:47:41 - 1put fireworks through his letterbox and firebomb his car
Posted By: NCFC4life, Dec 7, 11:46:17 - 1break into his house when he next goes out
Posted By: blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:43:10 - 2Kill him.
Posted By: tudders, Dec 7, 11:39:59 - Molest his children
Posted By: Metabolic, Dec 7, 11:28:05 - 1Rough his hair up - he hates that.
Posted By: malkybarkid, Dec 7, 11:22:55 - 1introduce his son to PK
Posted By: blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:15:34 - Introduce his daughter to ied
Posted By: pants, Dec 7, 11:12:13 - write him a nasty letter
Posted By: blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:12:06 - 3Right extrerme right-wing opinion letters to the local paper from him.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:11:42 - Put a free advert card in the local supermarkets advertising his car for sale.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:10:33 - 3Request catalogues from grubby sex shops in his name, get them sent to his house.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:09:43 - Sign his address up for every marketing/mail-shot type thing you can find on the internet.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:09:02 - 1Send ten toy teddies to the local mosque with his name on the parcel as the sender.
Posted By: Dirty Delia, Dec 7, 11:08:37 - piss in his letterbox
Posted By: blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:06:10 - 1Plant mint in his borders, fucker grows like mad, he'll never be rid of it.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:05:24 - 4do you get on well with your neighbours who are on the other side of
Posted By: pants, Dec 7, 11:05:21 - 2secretly change his name by deed poll to:
Posted By: blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:04:28 - Write "Cunt" in daffodil bulbs in his lawn.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:04:18
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