letter to Santa

Hey Santa claus you c**t!

Where's me f**king bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a f**king letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f**king bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

Posted By: CB41, Dec 6, 10:09:32