Makes a change from Henry Blofeld whittering on about pigeons

"Oh look, a swarm of hornets has just gathered round the fielder at mid-on, who is Vaughan, I think ... no hang on, it's Bell ... no, I'm wrong it's Hoggard .. anyway, whoever it is he's making a terrible scene, flapping his arms around like the windmill we used to hang the fags from at Eton ... now Sidebottom is complaining about a tarantula, isn't that fun, great big hairy chappy and then you should see the spider ho ho ho ... lovely chocolate cake we're having, by the way, many thanks to Mrs Frimble of Winchester ..."

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 5, 10:15:23