Talking of which...Uncle Arganth's trip to Nontron Post Office yesterday...

Me : Hi, if I send a parcel to England, is it best to send by Colisimo ?
Staff : Yes, what size parcel ? We have all the box sizes here.
Me : Well it's a games console. Are the boxes well padded, it's a little fragile and valuable.
Staff : No, it's just cardboard. You'd be best to wrap it in bubble wrap.
Me : That's what I thought. Where's the best place to buy bubble wrap as I can't seem to find it anywhere.
Staff : That would be here, especially as we're the biggest post office in the area and therefore best stocked.
Me : Great, can I buy some please ?
Staff : No, we've run out.

Me : Oh for f**ks sake.

Posted By: Arganth, Nov 27, 12:06:21