Liar! There is only one comfortable speed for the male of the species:

"Evenin', love, glass of wine ? Here you go. Right, get your gums around this. Now, bend over. Bang bang bang bang YES! Fancy a ciggie ? *yawn*. Oh, isn't that your taxi, love ?"

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Nov 9, 12:08:51

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