*** Takeover latest ***

Derek Jameson has just told me that, in order to demonstrate his love for the club, and develop the right, friendly atmosphere on Sunday, he will conduct a ritual sacrifice of Ipswich fan mickfoot in the centre circle before kickoff. Said fan will be choked to death by one quick flick of Derek's expensive wrist, before being booted head first out of the ground in homage to John Duncan, Ipswich's greatest manager.

But wait... Our new owner's generosity knows no bounds. I hear he may yet be willing to spare the aforementioned mickfoot, and miss out on some marvellous pre-match sport, on the condition that he clears off this messageboard and SHUTS THE FUCK UP.

And that's how, for now.

Posted By: thebigfeller, Nov 2, 17:02:58