Letter to city fans

I have just bought the club and have been asked to introduce myself.

As a dodgy arms dealer the last thing I want to do is turn up and show my face to 20k people and the press, the picture would be in every hit mans wallet by tea time.

The reason for my buying your club which I must admit I had never heard of previosly is not for a high profile it is of course to launder dodgy money.

I am sorry Iwill not be at the game this sunday because as a tax exile I am only allowed a certain amount of time in the UK and I am certainly not going to waste it watching that shower of s**t.

Myself and the chairman, who has agreed to be my puppet sorry frontman will be exploring different ways we can rip you off before folding the club all together. I am sure he has some great ideas in this area, as he has demonstrated in the past.

Good luck to the team against who ever they are playing this weekend and I hope they score lots of points.

Posted By: Firstnews, Nov 2, 15:53:30