How about this from XXL?

"WELL, A great day for me today: go to Colney to see the sex fighting players wad pulling; have lunch with Andrew "Superdick" Cave-Brown; taken balls with Andrew "Fat Ass" Cave-Brown, Adam "Dildo" Drury, Darren "Muffmuncher" Huckerby and David "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Strihavka; give some nice cocksucks to Adam "Motherf**ker" Drury and Darren "Asshole" Huckerby; and finally share a bit of fun with David "Nobgoblin" Strihavka -- all of them are superb!"

and that hasn't been through the pornolizer yet.

Posted By: The King of Prussia, Oct 29, 23:40:59