A Guide for next Sunday

As we all know next Sunday is the day we allow are less fortunate cousins south of the border a chance to visit a real city ,one with buildings that don't have a thatched roof and roads with tarmac and the modern miracle of flush toilets

I know most of you on here know how to respond to any questions they may pose to you (and they have many as they point and ask whats that in the sky ) but for those who have forgotton through alcahol abuse the stock answer to any question is "Fuck of you scum c**t"

How to regonise these poor unfortunate souls well alot of them will be drapped in blue s**t with a picture of a donkey pined to it
Some are a bit more canny fear not they are easy to spot as well , just count the fingers (yes they really do have a extra digit) check the back of the neck for the extra ear growing there

You will also notice they have great differcultiy walking as their cloven hoofs don't take well to human shoes

But the main thing people is enjoy the day and relax in comfort that we are the chosen ones and regardless of the result we are Norwich City Football club we may be down but we will never be out OTBC

Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Oct 28, 09:32:28