Does he go camping in Stiffkey?..

...and then get himself covered in mud when he goes for a walk to see the seals and then once clean from a shower in the communal showers settle down to a cupper around the camp fire and have a laugh with his fellow camping chums as they melt marshmallows under a prism of North Norfolk moon light ?

No, I think not...

What he does do is spend all his time gorging himself on bad class 'A' drugs and the ruddy grey smalls of young children whilst simultaneously running a dastardly and might I point out highly illegal canned chinchilla meat importation business from his evil club The End...this much I know, anything else is pure conjecture and quite possibly slanderous...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jul 21, 18:10:32