Yes, but your bed is full of dead skin, a brazillion bugs and mites and feacal matter and

some dried up spunkle and you sleep in that every night.

A bit of fish piss never hurt noone.

Wear armbands.

When I was about 5, I thought it would be groovy to wear armbands around my ankles in the sea - gret ole bigguns they were.

I immediately went 180 degrees and was upside down until my Uncle Gary (who was a Welsh nationalist in the 60's) spotted my soles and turned me up the right way.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 23, 11:57:16

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