Curries, beer and fags

John Hartson is well known for abusing all three. When Arsenal signed him, they had to put him on such a strict diet that he lost three stones in two weeks. Now we've got the fat s**tter on loan and he's gonna scoff his own weight in pies and lager and won't be able to keep up with the mascots in the pre-match warm up, and he'll score a lucky one off his massive arse (shorts sponsored by Milletts 'cos one of their three man tents'll be used to make 'em) against the scum when we're already five down, and everyone on here'll go "aah least he tried"....

The ONLY thing making me think the derby won't be as bad as I fear is that the scum seem to be absolutely s**t away from home. It's not a terribly large glimmer of hope mind....

Posted By: Chunter, Oct 21, 16:20:51