From the newcastle site, quite funny

Lol just looking at his wikipedia page they have listed some of his one liners from Soccer Saturday, some right crackers!

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When Gareth Jelleyman was sent off for Mansfield Town in the 2005-2006 season Stelling replied "it looks as if Jellyman has thrown a wobbly".

When Guylain Ndumbu-Nsungu scored for Sheffield Wednesday, Jeff quipped "Local boy makes good"

"There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that"!

Once when Craig Alcock almost scored for Yeovil Town, Jeff laughed "Craig can't seem to put it away"

When Daniel Agger scored a spectacular goal on the opening day of the 2006/07 season, Jeff remarked "Just how did Agger-do that?"

When James Brown scored for Hartlepool, Jeff sang "I feel good".

Posted By: Wimbledon Canary, Oct 14, 19:46:08