Jesus H Goddamn Christ Al-Fucking-Mighty

I saw this one in the papers and thought "Thank f**k that one can't be true"

Looks like it is. For some reason we have brought in a past-it lazy lardarse with a bad attitude on massive wages who was last seen at WBA looking approximately spherical. And to cap it all off, the player I assume they have brought him in to play alongside is supposedly out for 8 weeks - 4 weeks longer than the pie-muncher's loan - which they knew when they signed him.

Genius. See you in League 1, guys and gals.

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Oct 12, 16:32:09