I can see that now

"Dave, who do you think is the best for the role ?"

"Well, actually I think I might be the best choice. I'd love to get involved again, and manage a team in the modern era. I have a good rapport with the fans, and think I could turn it around."

*shrieks of laughter* "Nice one, Dave, but seriously who do you think ? Curbs maybe ? What do you think of Mark Bowen ?"

"No, seriously, I would like to apply for this job."

"Dave, stop f**king us about and tell us who we should get in."

"Well, sod you then. Go after Peter Grant"

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Oct 10, 09:56:44