my God those are terrible

Had to stop reading when I got to:

“During a phone call, one of my friends told me that their day had been ruined by several accidents involving water.

“It was only after I hung up the phone I realised that the perfect thing to say in this situation was “H2O? More like ‘H2 no’”. I can only imagine what
my life would now be like had I thought of this at the appropriate time.”

Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 15:59:44