Congratulations on getting Hughes!

He'll run all day for you and has four lungs as opposed to Gary Holt's three.

He can play any position you like, up front, midfield, probably best games for us covering at full back. He will score the odd goal, one for us last season but is useful in the air.

That's the good news for you.

Bad news is that he is genetically incapable of passing the ball to one of his own players, frequently runs into cul de sacs, has little awareness of those around him, and has no left foot.

Hughes divided our fans straight down the middle, one of those sort of players, I'm afraid.

Half of our fans are sad to lose him because of his utility qualities, play in any position, but the other half would gladly pay for his petrol up the A 11.

His best moment at RFC was when we went up from Championship One a few years ago with a 1-1 draw at Brentford, a certain Mr Cureton scoring the equaliser which sent us up under Pardew.

During the on pitch celebrations at the end of the game Hughes launched into an extraordingary break dancing routine which had everyone in stitches.

If you think he will be used as cover at Norwich, my guess is that he is Worthington's type of player and will see a lot of action. Good luck.

Posted By: Norfolk Royal, Jul 20, 10:28:35