Mine goes every morning while I'm in the shower

She can do it quick though. I love the "sunday morning half hour with the paper" job, but she s**ts like Billy Whizz on speed. She must do it like "Knickers down, plonk on the seat, quick strain and wipe" almost in one continuous movement. And the toilet smells nicer before she started.....

Just don't understand it. She moans at me for making the bog smell bad, yet she must s**t neat f**kin zoflora....

Posted By: Chunter, Sep 25, 22:40:20