hahahhahaha
I have this great image of you being the compare of some dingy caberet night in a WMC
"Sit down pete, I've seen your cock love, it's never gonna happen. Anyway ladie's and gents, the meat raffle's soon, before that, I'm just going to do a little number by Sade"
"who? can't you do some Robbie Williams?"
"I'd love to do Robbie Williams, but that's different story" *leans on microphone stand feeling the full force of the downstairs twitching* "oooo, anyway, this is smooth operator!"
:)
Posted By: pants, Aug 31, 15:33:04
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