When Chubb and Dace reach £4.50 a kilo, Doherty's hearing goes like super-acute and he can

hear a goose squeak at two thousand yards. It, therefore, logically follows that he could hear someone shouting "Doherty you are rubbish" at less than half that distance.

When New York prawns reach £10.00 per kilo, he can hear a alien do a dance in space.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Aug 29, 09:12:30