To be fair, despite his limitations, he probably is a lot better at football than I am.

Here's an example. I was playing in a work five-a-side tournament the other day. We'd lost our first two games 4-0 and 4-1, and were already out of the tournament when I came on as sub, with the score at 2-2 in our final match.

The instant I came on, my friend put me through on goal, I missed the ball, landed on my ankle and went straight off again injured.

I can't imagine any former Norwich City strikers doing THAT, can you?

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 28, 14:33:47