Went to a friends wedding reception at their parents place out in the sticks once.
One of the girls from work took her new bloke (needed the left) but he went off to the local pub as he wasn't strictly invited.
Anyhoo this guy looked slightly, and i mean SLIGHTLY arabic.
Comes back to the reception half an hour later to tell us how the entire pub had gone silent on entry.
Fair enough, local pub etc.
Gets his drink takes a seat, still quiet.
Notices everyone looking at him.
Carries on with pint.
Eventually one local sidles up to him to say:
"you best leave when you finish that, we don't want none of your type in here"
Naturally said guy is confused so asks what the problem is to be told he is, quote,
"one of them taliban".
Posted By: megson, Aug 24, 17:08:28
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