a man walks into a bar, barman asks "What'll it be?"

man goes "as i'm driving i'll have a pint of Coke please"

Barman replies "sorry sir, but the EU has decreed that we can only sell soft-drinks by metric measures, therefore i'll give you a large glass of Coke instead"

man goes "that'll be fine by me"

Posted By: blindasabat, Aug 24, 15:22:31