A Fine Hatchet Job On The Express Today By All!

Excellent-but tomorrows headline...

WOTB-KICK THESE PEOPLE OUT!

Posters on a Norwich City messageboard are infact radical labour-supporting bombers who assisted in the murder of our beloved Diana and do not wear "We're Looking For You Maddie" T-Shirts (as per the Express offer, 15/8).

They are also responsible for homes in Southern England crashing in value by 581% and for super Government tax inspectors being allowed to move in with you for a week and film your every move, whether it be making love (missionary position only, as explained in the Express Guide To Coital Nastiness) or eating your supper.

We, the Voice of Britain say-KICK THEM OUT! And their grubby little team as well."

Posted By: Martin Peters, Aug 24, 10:23:59