Definative stuff

I think I have figured out what the Express is for.

It is designed to render a portion of the population completely helpless - cowering in the corner of their ever-more valuable house, stuffing their faces with a life-saving cocktail of chocolate, watercress, and asiprin, and hoarding their money so that Gordon Brown can't steal it before they die. Which is almost certainly going to be caused by either freak weather conditions or the NHS attempting to treat them.

Posted By: Cannydc, Aug 24, 10:03:02