Ah, right. So your husband, the aforementioned Mr Blind Lemon Creosote...

...is not the man burning two holes into the back of Peter Grant's skull thanks to his laser vision, but is, after all, the old biddy with the Argos jewellery counter ear rings and Poundstretcher baseball cap..?

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Aug 22, 13:52:18