So, which qualifications are required in order to write for Archant ?

In the article about the cross-eyed bint wot was in Bourne Ultimatum for a nano-second:

"Kerri - who was born in Norwich and returned to the city after a spell living in Mattishall, near Dereham - is becoming instantly recognised as she goes out and about in the city, and can have up to 100 people pointing her out."

Up to 100 ? So what happens to the 101st ? Do they get arrested ? Or is it just not possible ?

How many can Tom Cruise have ? Is this a ranking of how famous you are ? So I can have maximum 5, but David Beckham can have 5 million ? And can he have more, or less if he's with Posh at the time ?

No wonder Saddam Hussein hid in the floor.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Aug 21, 15:25:01